I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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