Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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