There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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