Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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