Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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