they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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