Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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