return my video game
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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