He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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