doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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