So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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