I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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