I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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