ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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