My hand turned me down
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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