real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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