I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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