she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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