my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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