I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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