So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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