Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Randomize
