Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You took a bar mat shot.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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