I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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