Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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