Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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