He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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