Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So gin and wine won't be happening again
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Enjoy the penises
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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