Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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