matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I did not marry a roomba.
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