I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
My first STD was from a foam party
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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