Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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