So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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