We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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