Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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