So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
When did angry sex become our thing?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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