Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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