hotel room ftw
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Randomize
