i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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