Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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