White coat. Heels.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
