If that was your dad, he is hot
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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