Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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