As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just want nice things and good sex
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I need to wash the frat house off of me
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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