Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
