Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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