I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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