No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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