I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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