He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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