So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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