He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
Randomize
